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sleepingwithsirens0n:

today in yearbook this guy AJ was being really rude and disruptive so my teacher told him to act ladylike. instead of doing his usually disruptive stuff, every 30 seconds he would yell out

“MY BOOBS HURT”

“I NEED A MAN”

“IF YOU CANT HANDLE ME AT MY WORST THEN YOU SURE AS HELL DONT DESERVE ME AT MY BEST”

“I CANT DRIVE”

“WHY DOES NOBODY LOVE ME”

acciomoondew

acciomoondew:

Today in History we started watching The Patriot, and before class ended my teacher goes up to the front of the room and says “I watched this movie five times before I realised who the Colonial that shot Thomas was, does anyone know who he is?” And me being me, with an (almost) encyclopaedic…

This is brilliant!